“Fuck feathers and fuck you!” Jamie Oliver, 2016
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Obesity crackdown sees pensioner arrested and sugar with street value of 99p seized
Another day another tasering for PC Flegg
Police say Miss Duggan, 86, said the sugar was for her own use explaining that she’d always had a sweet tooth, but inquiries soon revealed she was a pusher.
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Parents torn between having fat kids or pleasing Jamie Oliver
According to statistics 87% of you swore as soon as you saw this image. For shame.
Harold parents have spoke of the conflict between safeguarding their children’s health and pleasing Jamie Oliver. As the celebrity chef continues to advocate better school meals and steps to tackle childhood obesity, people have been asking themselves which is worse: fat kids or Oliver being right and never being quiet and going away. Continue reading
George Osborne’s hair to headline Glastonbury
Osborne will perform tracks by The Ramones, Joy Division and Bob the Builder.
Chancellor George Osborne is hoping to boost his popularity, by taking his new ‘mod’ hair on the road and playing at Glastonbury.
Osborne, who now drops his aitches and calls the festival ‘Glasto’, has been remodelled into what politicians believe is ‘the average punter’.
“Plebs ‘n that, they don’ like airs n’ graces an’ all that”, explained Osborne. “So ar’ve decided to be meself, or at least be the meself that wouldn’t have been bullied quite so relentlessly at school.”
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Jamie Oliver tells poor to shun cheesy chips and eat their nutritious babies instead
Another white, male, multi-millionaire Tory telling people how to live – just what Britain needs
In his latest interview as he plugs his new TV show, multimillionaire Jamie Oliver has spoken of his despair at the eating habits of the poor.
“I’ve spent a lot of time in poor communities,” he said. “And I find it quite hard to talk about modern-day poverty. You might remember that scene in Ministry of Food with the mum and the kid eating chips and cheese out of Styrofoam containers and behind them is a massive fucking TV. It just didn’t weigh up.” Continue reading
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