Japanese boy overjoyed Boris is recovering “I’ve trained for 1583 days and I want my revenge”

A Japanese schoolboy bowled over by Boris Johnson 4 and a half years ago is delighted the British PM is recovering as he trains night and day to exact revenge.

  Toki Sekiguchi said he bought dishonour to his family when, as a 10 year old, he attempted to tackle Johnson and was flattened. “I made mistake. He fat and I could not get my arms around belly. The pain when I hit ground soon went away. The shame for not defeating the Western aggressor I feel every day”.

Toki says he will not make any more mistakes when he next encounters Johnson on a rugby field. “I train so hard before school, after school. In my holidays I train. I body build my body. Next time, I go low. I smash his ankles, and slam him on ground so hard. He will not know arse from elbow, he will only know pain.”

“Get well soon Boris!”  

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