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For Sale: Dead Weight



For Sale: Large public relations disaster inscribed with unconvincing and non specific half promises.

Would make the perfect gift for the former shadow chancellor in your life as he prepares for his new job as a landscape gardener, or simply to use as a swimming aid.

One previous owner. Selling due to lack of conviction and revised career plans. £9.00 ovno.

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Sperm Donor Available

Personal delivery service – can come to yours. Apply: Dimon Selaney (still not my real name) 01998 254788

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