But is it rubbish?
Cleaners at a museum in Italy were left red-faced today after mistakenly leaving a huge pile of mess from a party, after mistaking it for a modern art installation.
The empty champagne bottles, confetti and pieces of paper did look like a confronting modern exhibit meant to represent the decadence of 1980s Italy, characterised by hedonism and consumerism, but were in fact merely a pile of old crap. Continue reading
Do you mind if I make a sandwich?
With a much-anticipated film about sexy times about to be released in cinemas, the Evening Harold presents a list of phrases to avoid in the bedroom
‘This would be better with swans’
‘Ooh, you make me want to perform a vile sex act’
‘do it, or I will muck you’
‘phew! This is tiring’
‘Now then, now then, guys and gals’
‘Your sister wasn’t this good’
‘I can’t tie knots, so is it OK if I just paralyse you?’
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‘I had to tidy it at all costs’ claims buyer
Mattress ‘should be turnered over weekly’
‘My Bed’, a stinking pit vacated by Tracey Emin, has been sold to someone who can finally give it a good home.
Harold resident Elsie Duggan remortgaged her and several of her friends’ houses to finance the deal. She told us that she ‘couldn’t wait to sort (the installation) out’, and that it would be ‘nice to have somewhere for (her son) to stay over.’
‘I may not know much about art, but I know what I like’, said Mrs Duggan. ‘And that’s hospital corners, an ironed divan sheet and the pillow case openings facing away from the door.’
Mrs Duggan first saw Emin’s work in 1999, and has had a strong urge to tackle it with a bottle of Fabreze and a bin bag ever since.
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