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50 Shades of Black and Blue – suspicion grows that England cricket team like being beaten

Which end is which?

Which end is which?

After experimenting with a light spanking at the hands of Australia, the England cricket team took their bondage fetish to the next level by getting beaten black and blue by New Zealand.

The kinky exhibitionist romp took place in Wellington Stadium in front of a crowd of 30,000 curious fans. The English batsmen dressed up in padded, helmeted gimp suits and were led out to the pitch in pairs to receive their thrashing. While they didn’t appear to be blindfolded, it was perfectly obvious they couldn’t see a f**king thing.
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50 Shades of wrong


Do you mind if I make a sandwich?

With a much-anticipated film about sexy times about to be released in cinemas, the Evening Harold presents a list of phrases to avoid in the bedroom

‘This would be better with swans’

‘Ooh, you make me want to perform a vile sex act’

‘do it, or I will muck you’

‘phew! This is tiring’

‘Now then, now then, guys and gals’

‘Your sister wasn’t this good’

‘I can’t tie knots, so is it OK if I just paralyse you?’
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