Tag Archives: Brian May

Surprise as badgers win Person of the Year award

IFA-00006629-001

“Defra can kiss my stripy arse.”

There was surprise today as the Person of the Year was revealed to be not a person but an entire species as the UK’s 288,000 strong badger population scooped the prestigious prize.

“It’s been a great year for badgers,” said Lynne Parsons, head of the judging panel. “They not only ran an effective and highly organised campaign against the badger cull which resulted in it being called off  but they also ensured that Brian May was on TV a lot which was a treat for both fans of classic rock and massive hair alike.” Continue reading

Comments Off on Surprise as badgers win Person of the Year award

Filed under Badgers, News, Politics

Badgers laugh their stripes off over false widow spider

IFA-00006629-001

This one’s laughed so hard it’s fallen over

Badgers across the UK are currently laughing themselves moist over the panic about false widow spiders.

“It’s hilarious. The government made out that we were public enemy number one,” said Harold badger Manky Kevin. “Now you humans think a spider nip can make your cock drop off you’re not so worried about us possibly giving a few cows a bit of a cold, are you?” Continue reading

Comments Off on Badgers laugh their stripes off over false widow spider

Filed under Around Harold, Badgers