But…but he seems so nice
The world continues to act surprised in the wake of an elderly sociopath proving that he has no regard for others or the future.
“Ya gotta grab the planet by the pussy,” President Trump told reporters at a rose garden press conference. “I am too busy making America great again to pay attention to the environment. What is an environment anyway? America doesn’t need an environment, especially not one we’re supposed to share with the rest of the world. That’s practically communism and that’s not how we do things in this great, really great, tremendous country.”
Trump was quick to deny the fact that withdrawing America from the Paris Agreement would have a negative effect on the global battle against climate change.
“Wake up and smell the covfefe,” he said. “There is no such thing as climate change and if there was we’d simply build a bigly wall and keep it the hell out of the United States.”
He then went down to his Florida retreat to stand on the beach and order the waves not to come in having missed the point of that story as well as the point of everything else.
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