John Major has warned voters that a Labour/SNP coalition would ruin the country at a much higher cost than the Conservatives.
“When it comes to asset stripping and smashing glorious institutions into tiny pieces, the private sector has a lot more experience”, said Sir John.
“While we’re sure that Alex Salmond and Ed Miliband are more than capable of ruining almost anything, you have to ask yourself, ‘at what cost?’
“It’s always sensible to get a couple of quotes for these things, and we Tories can do it cheaper. We’ll do it for 30% less, and we’ll even throw in Europe.”
John Major also claimed that his party was offering a quote, rather than an estimate for the work. “Miliband won’t make promises, but we’ll do this for pennies”, he insisted.
“We’ve already built the foundations for a class war.”