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Boris Johnson shows small Japanese child who’s boss

BOOOOOOM!!

BOOOOOOM!! Have some of that!

Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, emphasised his credentials to lead the country today by bravely battering a 10 year-old Japanese boy to the ground.

During a visit to Japan Johnson fearlessly agreed to take part in a vicious game known as ‘touch rugby’. During this event he warded off an attempted assault by the child, who may be a member of some sort of street gang, using just his bare hands. Continue reading

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New sports for Tokyo 2020 Olympics: that list in full

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Simple precautions for marathon competitors

Endurance whaling

Kamikaze diving (medals awarded posthumously)

Team Hari Kiri ‘self-fencing’

Small bore badger culling

Synchronised bowing

Welterweight Geiger counting

subo (pushing Susan Boyle out of the sumo area)

110 metres hentai

Samurai badminton

Synchronised Commuting, with train stuffing demonstration

Vole sexing

Relay bukkake

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Tokyo Olympics in doubt due to threat from local wildlife

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by | September 8, 2013 · 12:48 am