by rickw |
January 10, 2016 · 10:00 am
An “intelligent” toilet that only has to be cleaned once a year sounds like more trouble than it’s worth, teenagers claimed today.
The Neorest 750H toilet, on display at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, uses electrolysed water and ultraviolet light to break down bacteria, so the bowl does not have to be cleaned for at least a year.
“That sounds like a real drag to me,” insisted Melanie Delaney, 19, from the English village of Harold today.
“In our house we have a toilet, and I’m pretty certain it’s never been cleaned, like not ever.”
“It never seems to get dirty though, so I can’t see why we’d want one you have to clean every year. And it doesn’t sound like a fun job, anyway.”
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Our little boy is growing up and leaving home
The UK has said today that they fully respect Scotland’s bid for independence, and admire their determination to stand on their own two feet, but that “they needn’t think they are going to be able to bring their washing home at weekends for me to do”.
Alex Salmond is hoping that Scotland will go with his bid for independence, swayed by the promise of being able to stay up as late as they want, not having to tidy their room if they don’t want to, and being able to bring girls home whenever they like. But there are doubts from the UK as to whether Scotland fully understands everything involved. Continue reading →
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Tagged as Alex Salmond, Evening Harold, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Scottish Independence, SNP, Spoof news, teenager goes out, teenagers, UK
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