Traditional bodyguards keep watchful eye on royal beef curtains
The Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton has elected for a media birth, according to palace officials.
Like many young mums-to-be, Kate had a lot of choices to make for her ‘birth plan’, with some advisors suggesting an exclusive ‘push’ in Hello!, OK! or Pregnant MILFs!.
Editors have been scrubbing their arms and donning gowns they found on ebay, in the hope of getting a glimpse inside our future Queen.
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