To be fair to Calais police some of these chaps who are intent on getting into the UK do seem a bit highly strung. We wouldn’t want to tackle them either.
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Moo about it being ‘totally unacceptable’ then just sit back down.
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Never mention that under the Coalition the Border Force had 20% slashed from its budget and its workforce reduced by 5,200.
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Seriously, never mention it. We’re going the full Westminster paedophile dossier on this.
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Blame the French.
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Say that the government will put £12 million over three years into a new Calais security fund.
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Keep face straight when saying this despite knowing full well that you personally spend more than that in a single year on cheese and Fruit Ninja in-app purchases.
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Say something about search dogs. Everyone loves dogs.
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These lorry drivers, would you say they were our sort of people? Haulage does seem rather infra dig.
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Blame the French.
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