What does your tattoo say about you?

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Tattoos can help you stand out from the crowd.

Have you got ink? Curious about what it means? Evening Harold unpicks the scabs on the tattoo code…

Swallow on neck: You are an Arthur Ransome fan.

Tear under one eye: You suffer from hayfever. (Please offer this person antihistamines if they appear to be in difficulty.)

Anchor on forearm: Possible subconscious iron deficiency.

Unicorn: You interfere with horses.

Football club badge: You are working class. Talk to someone about chips.

Goldfish: You have a poor memory.

Children’s names: You have a very poor memory.

Own name: You have escaped from somewhere. Call an adult for help.

Bar code: You are a bell end.

A bear, on fire, fighting a shark: You are AWESOME.

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