Nigel Farage has been secretly filmed begging the EDL to protest his lunch next Sunday by chasing him out of the pub.
“I’ve done nothing wrong,” he told us. “I was going to be seen sitting down with the EDL over a pint and getting them to drop the protest which would prove I can listen to opposing points of view and mediate. As long as those points of view come from white English men of course. Let’s not get carried away here.”
Meanwhile a spokesperson for the EDL said that they were glad the deal was off as working with such bigoted extremists made them “feel itchy”.
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