The working class. This was a documentary, right?
David Cameron has been left “confused and more than a little amused” by Labour’s latest bout of hand-wringing over the working class.
“Why Emily Thornberry was sacked or what the problem with not liking the poor and those who refuse to play by the rules and better themselves is is simply beyond me,” the Prime Minister was heard to say at a private event last night.
“Don’t get me wrong Sam and I very much enjoyed watching Billy Elliot and I do like a nice Fray Bentos of an evening so I’m not talking from a position of ignorance about the working class and their vile behaviour and brutish lives.”
He was later found deep in discussion with Boris Johnson about why “the men look like ferrets and the women are huge” before the party broke up and a small army of cleaners on zero hours contracts descended to tidy everything away.
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