Despite it being one of their favourite sayings the BNP have proved that they don’t all look the same by voting in a new leader who doesn’t look like the villain in the most rubbish pantomime ever.
“It’s disappointing,” said keen politics follower Ceaserina Okereke. “This is the era of clone politicians: main three parties – interchangeable posh white Oxbridge man, BNP – proof that your nan was right when she said ugly thoughts on the inside make you ugly on the outside. Now this new bloke just looks like a bloke. It’s such a shame.”
However Adam Walker, the new leader of the BNP, was quick to assure voters that he’s easily as much of a shit as Nick Griffin.
“I’m one of the few teachers to be banned from the classroom for life,” he said. “And I love making racist claims about living in Britain that are so far from the truth it’s as if I’m going around insisting that Vernon Kay is a good idea. Plus I laughed when Aslan was killed, and Paul McCartney is my favourite Beatle.”
“I’m confident that I can soon occupy the same place in decent hard-working people’s hearts that Nick did.”