Hello you animal lovers!
I’d like to talk about how dangerous it can be to get wood. Up the rec I saw a client enthusiastically waving his oversized woody about and was dismayed. I advise that we should all play with rubber when relaxing with our pets and choose our play tools carefully. Continue reading
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Not Rolf’s Animal Hospital: The dangers of getting wood
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England cricket team put down by Perth vet
Had a good innings – just not recently…
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances, the England cricket team was finally put out of its misery today by a sympathetic Perth veterinary surgeon.
Like a horse with a broken leg, a blind dog or a really crap cricket team, spirit broken and body reduced to a wheezing shell, England had been reluctantly hobbling blindly onward under the whip of public opinion. By the end the team were little more than things of amusement for the howling cruelty of the Australian crowds and David Warner. Continue reading
‘Incompetent’ vet confesses: ‘I did it for money and love of hurting animals’
Sick: vet bragged about exploits on social media
When officials first noticed all of Harold’s animals were missing, it didn’t take them long to point the finger at the new vet.
Arriving in the dead of night two years ago from a backwater suspiciously close to France, villagers were initially excited to find out that they now had ‘nurses for animals’.
But 24 months on there are no pets or livestock left, and the vet owns a new Bentley with a personalised plate.
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