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by Perks | October 25, 2013 · 9:30 am

Prince Charles fears being King will be ‘like being in prison’.

Surrounded by security 24 hours a day, having someone else decide what you will eat, not voting in elections, being transported in armoured vehicles often with a police escort, having sex with unsightly people, menial work to pass the time and earn your weekly wage and all the tax payers’ expense have all been good practice for the future monarch.

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by Stan | July 23, 2013 · 7:00 am

Charles insists on homeopathic birth – 10 more royal baby facts

Here are ten more lesser known facts about the royal birth

Not only will the prince will be 3^rd in line to the throne in this country, but he will also be 25^th in line to the throne of Abyssinia (now Ethiopia).
The little bundle of joy will have a 10^th share in mineral rights on the moon, thanks to a codicil in the will of astronaut Neil Armstrong.
The royal birth was attended by top physicians and a leading homeopathy expert at the insistence of the child’s grandfather, Prince Charles.
In line with tradition, a ceremonial rope, last used to hold down Queen Victoria during the troubled birth of Prince Alfred in 1844, was brought to the hospital and made available to the Duchess. It is understood that the rope and the historic “Boleyn” biting leather was not used on this occasion. Continue reading →

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by Perks | March 23, 2013 · 3:52 am

Duchess of Cambridge vows ‘never to return’ to village after receiving an unexpected gift

The Duchess of Cambridge has vowed ‘never to return to Harold’ after her visit to re-open the old people’s home on Wednesday.

Her remarks follow an embarrassing incident which saw a resident follow the new tradition of showering the pregnant princess with gifts, giving her flowers, a teddy bear and a ‘do it yourself DNA test’ Continue reading →