There was no shock at all today when it was revealed that George Osborne has spent the UK’s GDP on Pokémon cards.
“Oh come on,” said a Treasury insider who gave his name as Cavid Dameron. “Gidders is an absolute duffer. We all knew that he was going to spend it on something ridiculous. My money was on voting for X-Factor contestants. Quite annoying really now I owe Eric Pickles a tenner.” Continue reading
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