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Zombies – thousands of ’em! All video games to be first person survival horrors by 2016

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A prayer’s as good as Unity gun on a day like this

After a brief flourish of creativity video game makers have decided to yield to the inevitable and produce nothing but first person survival horror games from now on.

“Makes sense to me” said Gabe Newell, MD of Valve. “Steam’ll be much easier to run when we can lump everything into one category. What am I saying it’s easy to run now, we just let it all happen around us. We’d greenlight a screenshot of an empty plate if we thought someone would pay $9.99 for it.” Continue reading

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Workplaces empty as thousands call in sick with Titanfall plague

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We have no idea what’s going on there but we’re sure it’s more exciting than an inter-department strategy meeting.

Workplaces across the country are empty or severely understaffed this morning as hundreds of thousands of people have called in sick with Titanfall plague. Continue reading

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