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Atos replaced by PE teachers: Duncan Smith praises their skills at “weeding out shirkers”

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Not equipped for work? Legally she can now make you go job hunting in your pants.

In a surprise move Iain Duncan Smith has announced that Atos, the company whose callousness made Lord Voldemort look like Michael Palin, will be replaced by “some PE teachers.”

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Atos to lose contract: fit-for-work assessments to be carried out by squirrels from next year

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A squirrel: infinitely more well-qualified than Iain Duncan Smith

A leaked document from the Department of Work and Pensions has shown that the government is preparing to ditch controversial French owned company Atos Healthcare. Now, The Evening Harold can exclusively reveal that from 2015 onwards the administration of fit-for-work tests for those in receipt of Employment and Support Allowance will be carried out by squirrels. Continue reading

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