Best seat belt awareness campaign ever is twenty today

It only takes a second to be safe and it could’ve saved us from both endless conspiracy theory bulltwang and Paul Burrell ever becoming a thing

Two decades have passed since the nation was brought to a standstill by a very good example of why you should always wear a seat belt. 

“When you look back at the footage it seems like a hundred years ago and not twenty,” villager and keen royalty fan Jane Hough said. “But the message is still clear: if you don’t want seemingly ordinary people to chuck a walloping mungo and descend into an orgy of sobbing, flowers and mawkish Elton John songs then buckle up.”

“So don’t forget, clunk click for every trip however do forget who originally said that as we’re not supposed to question how close he was to the Royal Family.”