Gerald, in a blue period, due to the comparisons
Male octopuses say they are very respectful to females, and being linked to Donald Trump’s groping is very unfair.
Gerald the octopus says he and his friends always ask first before touching females of the species, and even then its the most gentle of caresses, not a grope.
“We’re not animals” said Gerald. “This is the 21st century after all. We’d never even consider squirting black ink over a lady friend till at least the 3rd date.”
“We’re respectful to lady friends, we pay our taxes, and we are tolerant of other species, well excepting squid of course.”
“They’re right Donald Trumps” said Gerald.
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