Disastrous attempt to breed a golden retriever that could hold down a very simple job, Boris Johnson, was heckled at a Leave rally earlier today when he proposed an amnesty for long-term Ukip supporters.
“There are kippers out there unable to contribute rationally to debates, unable to not be offensive, unable to take proper part in society,” he said. “It is the humane thing to do, it is the rational thing to do, and it is taking back control of a school of thought that is, at the moment, completely out of control.”
What could be seen as an attempt to detoxify the Leave campaign’s rhetoric was greeted with howls of outrage from the crowd who said that kippers should be sent back to where they came from but without a Tardis no one is sure how their journey back to 1950 could take place.
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