Annoyed by Hillary Clinton’s success in the primaries making her and Bill the ultimate power couple, Cherie Blair has announced that she will become Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
“Of course it’s a done deal,” she snapped at reporters. “Deals is how Tony and I do everything. Massive bungs from dictators across the globe, ta very muchly.”
Mrs Blair went on to say that she had a lot to offer the country. “Where there is error, may we bring truth,” she intoned, eyes shining. “Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. And where there is despair, may we bring hope.”
Asked if the reputation of her husband, a man so unpopular that in his presence Coco Pops refuse to turn the milk chocolatey, would be a liability she replied: “Not at all. Tony’s given me some good advice about that actually. All it takes is the right distraction and no one’ll care about it anymore.”
“He says he can rustle something up in just forty-five minutes.”