Bowl of petunias found stranded on Norfolk beach.

A Forensic Artist’s rendering of how the bowl of Petunias might have looked, before impact

As if dealing with stranded sperm whales wasn’t enough, bewildered Norfolk locals were today confronted with an angry looking bowl of petunias on a beach near Hunstanton.

Cockle picker Silas Thurlby found the unusual item after hearing what a long wailing noise which he describes as sounding like someone shouting “Oh no, not again” while falling from a great height.

Police have cordoned off the area after a man wearing a dressing gown and carrying a towel following an early morning swim was viciously attacked by the bowl of petunias. Inspector Flinch of Norfolk constabulary has so far been unable to give an adequate explanation for these events.

When asked where he thought the item came from he said “Where do any of us come from? I mean, that’s the ultimate question isn’t it? “