90% of Brits think a caucus is an animal

The Binturong (Arctictis binturong), also known as the Asian Bearcat, the Palawan BearcatPalawan


Despite intensive coverage of the Iowa caucus it’s been revealed that most people this side of the Atlantic couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the result and fully ninety per cent think a caucus is some sort of animal.

“Caucus? Bloody hell, be careful,” local farmer Phil Evans said to us. “They can break a man’s arm you know.”

“No, that’s wrong,” said aspiring WAG Melanie Delaney. “A caucus is a big, blubbery, beachy sort of creature. We did the poem in A ‘level: The Caucus and the Carpenter.”

“Yer all talking bobbins,” said pensioner Tom Stalling. “A caucus is a little critter. That Donald Trump knows. There’s one sleeping on top of his head.”

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