Following the announcement that he is going to soil David Bowie’s legacy by recording a rubbish tribute album, Kanye West has also insisted that he too should get a new constellation in his honour.
Scientists recently announced a new lightning bolt-shaped constellation has been registered as a memorial to Bowie, and Kanye immediately called for his own stellar tribute.
The same team of astronomers were quick to announce the new “Kanye Constellation” in the stars of Ursa Major, which has been informally named “The Knob”.
Possibly missing the significance of the shape, the singer has pronounced himself ‘delighted’ with the new constellation.
“It’s amazing,” he gushed to reporters this morning. “I don’t know much about astrology, but they tell me it’s in the ‘Great Bellend’ system, originally discovered by the famous scientist John Thomas.”
“I’ve been telling everyone for ages that I deserve a place amongst culture’s highest elite, and it feels so good to finally be a member.”
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