“The US election? It’s just hair and circuses.”
David Cameron has spoken of his delight at Donald Trump doing for religious tolerance what he himself allegedly did to that pig, and making everyone forget how awful his own government is.
“It’s brilliant,” Cameron enthused. “All the UK press is concerned with is what someone who might one day be President of another country is saying and tweeting while me and my chums get busy having a lovely bombing and further undermining the NHS. There are no eyes on our ball. I am reminded of the famous saying ‘If Iain Duncan Smith declares war on the disabled and no one is watching, does he make a sound?'”
“All we need now is another of those ‘what colour is this dress’ memes to sweep social media as well and we’ll be able to do whatever we like without anyone noticing. So I say good luck to the Donald. You ain’t no politician, bruv, but you’ve really helped a lot of us out.”
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