IDS joy: “five more years to kill”

Iain and Iain looked at the election results and saw that they were very good

Emerging from the cupboard he’s been locked in throughout the election campaign Iain Duncan Smith has declared himself anxious to return to his “great project”.
“During the last Parliament I declared that anyone could live on £7 a day,” he said. “I reckon I can get that down to at least two quid before I’m done.”

“Over the last five years I’ve established a very good work/life balance. In fact I often find myself with plenty of time to kill, so if you’re disabled and on benefits then consider yourself warned.”