Tories deny new ghetto creation policy will create ghettos

David Cameron’s kids are growing up here…

…yours can grow up here.

David Cameron will today announce that the millions of people renting privately who have no chance of buying their own home can go **** themselves as the Tories plan on extending the right to buy and selling off 1.3 million housing association properties at a huge discount.

Councils will also be forced to sell off their 210,000 most valuable houses leaving the worst housing for the poorest and most vulnerable, or, as Cameron’s speech will put it, “unrivalled opportunities for self-betterment. There won’t be ghettos only get-out-by-getting-a-job-and-stop-shirkings. We’re not raising inequality we’re encouraging opportunity.”

“Besides which we can’t put any caps on private rents or restrictions on buy-to-let landlords because lots of my friends make lots of money from owning lots of houses. And as with all Tory policies it’s not about us, it’s about you.”