London’s airspace has been closed following a power outage at Swanick air traffic control centre. Luckily, Boris Johnson is offering ‘plane replacement’ Boris Bikes.
“It is hard for passengers stranded at Heathrow, Gatwick and City airports,” the Mayor of London bumbled.
“So we are offering them the chance to continue with their journey on bike, reducing the inconvenience.
“Granted, any international journey may take longer, but let’s be honest, the longer it takes to get to France the better.”
Passengers wishing to take advantage of the Mayor’s offer will be provided with a complimentary sandwich and psychological screening at a time of their convenience.
NATS, the people in charge of air traffic control have said they had spoken to the Mayor and he has told them of his offer.
In reply they suggest people don’t break a habit of a lifetime and just ignore the twat.
