“I first realized I was psychic next Monday” ― Dean Cavanagh
Sparkly idiot magnet Sally Morgan took time out from ripping off the credulous and the vulnerable to sack her husband and her son-in-law after they threatened a man handing out leaflets querying whether or not she can actually talk to the dead.
Mrs Morgan insists that she can chat away like billy-o to the deceased and uses their unique perspective to predict the future. Fans include such bastions of common sense as a bloke of off TOWIE, George Michael and Princess Diana (before she died we assume but perhaps not).
We at the Evening Harold have but one question over the threats and the sackings. If, helped by her dead chums, Sally Morgan knows what’s going to happen in the future then…
(wait for it)
(not yet)
(almost there)
…then why didn’t she see this coming?
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