Voters should “think very carefully” says woman who’s never had to


“I don’t care what you do. Just keep paying for me and mine.”

In a historical first for the House of Windsor the Queen has advocated the use of intellect. Yesterday she was asked for her opinion on the independence referendum and replied: “Well, I hope people will think very carefully about the future.” She then added “but as long as Bake Off gets another series One really doesn’t give one about anything else.”

Meanwhile Alex Salmond demonstrated a rather weak knowledge of history when he said that the Queen potentially becoming Queen of Scots was “a fantastic title and a fantastic prospect.” Leaving many to wonder if he’d fully grasped the subtleties of what happened to the last one.

The Scottish independence referendum takes place on Thursday after which millions of Scots will be forced to go back to concentrating on their jobs instead of going onto Facebook every ten minutes to argue and repeatedly post torrents of Saltire or Union Flag adorned bullshit.


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