This week in our round-up of online dating profiles we’re looking beyond the borders of Harold and at the profile of an elderly gentlemen whose divorce was only finalised yesterday.
Good luck Rupert, we salute your eagerness to get back in the mix.
Name: Keith Rupert Murdoch. Likes to be known as Rupert and has a net worth of £8.3bn.
Star Sign: £8.3bn
Would like to meet: Quiet sheilah aged 20-30 with massive norks who sees a bloke for what he is and isn’t impressed by money.