The 700 week run of “free porn” being the UK’s most popular Google search has unexpectedly ended in the run-up to the royal birth, with “how to explain a ginger baby” now taking the top spot. The battle for number one was very close until a number of frenzied searches from Kensington Palace finally saw a new champion.
When quizzed by journalists at his air force base, Prince William expressed considerable surprise at the result, commenting that he had personally searched for “free porn” a number of times that week.
Princess Kate also expressed surprise at the result given William’s longstanding interest in budget porn. When pressed for further comment, Kate provided a written statement as follows:
“Red hair occurs naturally on approximately 1–2% of the human population. It occurs more frequently (2–6%) in people of northern or western European ancestry, and less frequently in other populations. Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein.”
Kate added that another way to have a ginger baby was by f**king Prince Harry, but she is almost certain that is not the explanation unless she has counted the days wrong.
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