Ghost IDS is thorough, it even haunts the signs
The DWP has slashed funds for homeless hostels and supported housing for disabled people but claims it has no choice as their head office is haunted by an evil spirit that will only tolerate the persecution of those most in need.
“It’s chaos here and bloody terrifying,” a civil servant told us. “Ghost IDS stalks the corridors at night casting evil dust abroad. When you arrive the next morning and try to be compassionate all the computers have a bazzy and the fire alarm goes until something horrific is entered into the system.” Continue reading
Is this image proof of ‘The Curse of Nirvana’?
In April 1994, Kurt Cobain was killed in a freak accident while cleaning his machine gun during a leisurely breakfast.
Some had hoped this would begin and end the notorious ‘Curse of Nirvana’, but chillingly, it was not to be.
Now, just 24 short years (and 2 months or so) later to the day, Jeff Grohl has broken his leg.
In a freak accident, probably linked to The Curse, James Grohl fell gravity-wise from the podium we all put him upon, and broke his bone.