The latest in a series of tweets made by furious ginger guinea pig in a crappy man costume, Donald Trump, which have sent some companies share prices tumbling has claimed its first landmass victim as Wales announced its closure after the President-Elect tweeted
“Wales won’t give me dragon to set on vile sick Mexican rapists. Has dragon on flag but says dragons not real #weak #pathetic”
“We’d been doing alright for a while now,’ said Welsh First Minister Carwyn Jones. “Had a rough patch when the Romans turned up however it’s all been quite tidy since. Now Trump’s had a pop at us all investment has ended so we’ve got no choice but to shut up shop.”
Wales will be having a closing down sale and bargain hunters are advised to get there early if they want to snap up a bloody great mountain or Shirley Bassey.