Despite intensive coverage of the Iowa caucus it’s been revealed that most people this side of the Atlantic couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the result and fully ninety per cent think a caucus is some sort of animal.
“Caucus? Bloody hell, be careful,” local farmer Phil Evans said to us. “They can break a man’s arm you know.”
“No, that’s wrong,” said aspiring WAG Melanie Delaney. “A caucus is a big, blubbery, beachy sort of creature. We did the poem in A ‘level: The Caucus and the Carpenter.”
“Yer all talking bobbins,” said pensioner Tom Stalling. “A caucus is a little critter. That Donald Trump knows. There’s one sleeping on top of his head.”