Emerging from the cupboard he’s been locked in throughout the election campaign Iain Duncan Smith has declared himself anxious to return to his “great project”.
“During the last Parliament I declared that anyone could live on £7 a day,” he said. “I reckon I can get that down to at least two quid before I’m done.”
“Over the last five years I’ve established a very good work/life balance. In fact I often find myself with plenty of time to kill, so if you’re disabled and on benefits then consider yourself warned.”