Sadness as Orlando Bloom fails to hit Justin Bieber properly

Once made a film about being a boxer. Clearly learned nothing

Once made a film about being a boxer. Clearly learned nothing

Orlando Bloom has broken the hearts of his legions of fans, and disappointed everyone else, by failing to give Justin Bieber a decent slap when the opportunity arose. Having been insulted by Satan’s pop-meerkat, Bloom allegedly tried to punch him but failed to connect his blow leaving Bieber unscathed.

Happily the incident was filmed on a mobile phone and Bloom’s agent has confirmed that before the clip is released in cinemas the actor will be getting his old friend Peter Jackson to CGI in a proper punch plus a couple of Hobbits cheering Bloom on.

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  1. There’s always tomorrow Orlando!