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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Trump recalls ‘Aretha Franklin’s beautiful singing at my inauguration’
- Village kids urged to store up their own piss as Farage goes ‘back on the road’
- David Cameron: hut dwelling former PM thinks he’s really a shepherd
- Villagers slammed for holding Corbyn painting party
- Ben Stokes found ‘not guilty’. Now the nation gets to have its say
- Spider season: householders urged to keep them for post-Brexit trading
- Solar mission ‘just a trial run’ for exploring Piers Morgan’s enormous smug face
- Passengers undermining us by wanting trains: complain rail bosses
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