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- HM Queen ‘to take back control of Parliament’
- Police scale back operations after Gatwick drone photo emerges
- ‘Brexit – The Musical’ still not as tedious as Les Miserables, say critics.
- UKIP unveil new logo
- Flatulent darts player accidentally leaks Rees-Mogg’s Brexit plan
- 1922 Committee receives 66 million letters of no confidence in Theresa May
- Coca-Cola Christmas insulin truck to tour diabetes hotspots
- ‘Bleeding’ vegan burger will come with suspiciously authentic scabs
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
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