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- Daily Mail Editor sectioned after Government loses EU vote
- Call for ‘next Winston Churchill’ to be played by a woman
- Viking booze raid: hornéd helmeted ones go hipster
- England’s pub brawl XI hit by further unseemly ‘cricketing’ incident
- PM’s intervention secures last-minute deal, agreeing to all the EU’s demands
- “Yes, that’s all gone very well in Jerusalem” says Donald Trump
- “No, I haven’t done my homework. I thought I’d just lie about it.” says Davis
- Stay in the USA: world imposes travel ban on the Elf on the Shelf
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