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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Sense of trepidation flares at Annual Convention of Hermits
- NHS considers barring Jeremy Hunt from walking in
- Schools “too focused on tests & exams” warns Ofsted, which judges schools by tests & exams
- Tillerson challenges Trump to game of Ker Plunk
- Nuclear war narrowly averted as Trump loses The Codes
- Road resurfacing chippings to be sponsored by windscreen replacement industry
- Government reveals £10bn “Help to buy Election” scheme
- David Davis asks “Is it time to reveal my hand yet?”
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