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- Left-leaning BBC reports Corbyn’s speech at Glastonbury but ignores Mrs May’s at Bekonscot model village
- F1 news: McLaren’s engine penalty is “having Honda engines”
- Quelle surprise!” PM’s Brexit intervention makes things even worse
- Exasperated IDS: “causing real misery is why I created the benefit cap!”
- Queen to retire after spawning 70 millionth subject.
- Queen abandons royal robes for Queen’s speech, after humble PM borrows them
- Nobody in Spain paying any tax
- Anguish for tragic Daily Mail readers as it suddenly advocates tolerance
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