Evaluations by environmental health officers in Westminster have shown that levels of bullshit (BS) have reached dangerously low levels. This has seen concerns for those in the media that feed off the BS, usually from a prime harvesting location outside 10 Downing Street.
The lower than usual levels of BS has been linked to the summer recess in parliament. As with honey production being down due to the lack of bees in the UK, BS production has hit an all time low as MPs pretend to do constituency work from yachts in the Mediterranean.
“BS is traditionally used to fuel debates in the Houses of Parliament and is the staple diet of the BBC’s political editor, Nick Robinson” a spokesman for the largest purveyor of BS, the British newspaper industry, told us.
‘We believe that he has gone into a summer hibernation in a dark room in the old television centre. But rest assured, we will strive to source BS from other producers however it may be of an inferior quality. For example, have you heard about Simon Cowell?”