playstation 4 | The Evening Haröld

Tag Archives: playstation 4

by Max C-F | December 2, 2013 · 7:00 am

Cyber Monday: idiots saddened by lack of queues

article-1275033951649-09CADBAC000005DC-159357_636x360

Progress: 70 years ago we queued for rations, now we queue for shiny things and no one has to pretend that they find Tommy Trinder amusing.

Today is Cyber Monday the busiest day of the year for online sales during which Britons will spend over one billion pounds on PlayStation 4s, Breaking Bad box sets and inflatable toast (seriously, that is a thing). While most of us relish shopping naked and not getting arrested or uploaded to YouTube, and Amazon’s agency drones will be forced to walk the equivalent of to the moon and back before being allowed their first break, idiots are lamenting the lack of queuing. Continue reading →

Comments Off on Cyber Monday: idiots saddened by lack of queues

Filed under News, Technology

Tagged as Amazon, cyber Monday, Evening Harold, Mega Monday, online shopping, playstation 4

by Max C-F | November 18, 2013 · 2:30 pm

Get a vajazzle like a DualShock controller: women advised ahead of PS4 launch

The Sony PlayStation 4 DualShock controller. Sexy.

A Harold hair salon and beauty spa, Sally’z Cut’z, has come up with some interesting advice for women who are afraid that they will be ignored once their partners get their hands on the new PlayStation 4 games console. “Have an X, a Y, a circle and a triangle tastefully added to your Dame Anna Neagle, girls,” said owner Sally Lloyd, “and he’ll turn his back on Call of Duty: Ghosts and be pressing your new pink button faster than you can say ultra-responsive thumb stick.” Continue reading →