Observers spot appallingly modified Range Rover near Wilmslow.
Cheshire has declared it has a ‘significant chemical weapon capability’ after winning an online auction for Syria’s old stock.
While its new deadly status is just beginning to sink in, the rogue county has already drawn up a series of demands and issued a statement of intent.
“These weapons will allow us to defend ourselves against anyone foolish enough to launch an attack”, claimed the northern territory.
“One more quip from Jeremy Clarkson about ‘onyx coffee tables’ or ‘Range Rooneys’ and we’ll have no option but to melt his big face.”
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