The Force is strong in this one or is it? We’ll find out in 383 days time
The trailer for the new Star Wars film, set like all the others in a sprawling universe populated by humans, aliens, droids and weird little bear things that are inexplicably ace at war, has confused bigoted nerds the world over by featuring actor John Boyega in a Stormtrooper costume. Continue reading
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‘Plenty of room inside for a midget’.
A wheelie bin from Harold has gone in search of his dreams, aiming for a key role in the next Star Wars film.
Fed up with being filled with fish heads, tin cans and used nappies, the star-struck receptacle thinks this could be his break.
“I’ve got plenty of life left in my tyres and there’s enough room inside me for a midget”, the general waste unit told us. “This could be my chance to go from ‘has been’ to ‘was bin’.”
Making the long trip to the Bristol auditions was a logistical nightmare, as the bin is normally only allowed on the pavement every other Tuesday.
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‘Plenty of room inside for a midget’.
A wheelie bin from Harold has gone in search of his dreams, aiming for a key role in the next Star Wars film.
Fed up with being filled with fish heads, tin cans and used nappies, the star-struck receptacle thinks this could be his break.
“I’ve got plenty of life left in my tyres and there’s enough room inside me for a midget”, the general waste unit told us. “This could be my chance to go from ‘has been’ to ‘was bin’.”
Making the long trip to the Bristol auditions was a logistical nightmare, as the bin is normally only allowed on the pavement every other Tuesday.
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