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After this morning’s shock revelation that Boris Johnson and his hair have separated, journalists from the Evening Harold can now announce the sensational news that the flyaway thatch has defected to UKIP.
UKIP leader Nigel Farage is seen here looking understandably delighted in front of an industrial hair dryer.
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