Eurovision: a big glittery rainbow for the soul
Dementors in human form across the globe are getting ready to suck the joy out of Europe’s daftest annual contest.
“Eurovision makes people feel good,” hateful swine Jean Polkinghorne told us. “So I’m making a special effort to be horribly scathing and let everyone who enjoys watching it know that this means they have the emotional IQ of hair gel.” Continue reading
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